YEG Plumber

The YEG plumber is a fairly common species of animal, residing in and around the Edmonton municipality. They range in all shapes, sizes and colors and are a very resilient and hardy type of beast. Although seemingly unapproachable and often ornery, the YEG plumber can be subdued with offerings of beer and other forms of gratuity. In offering these gift, the YEG plumber will form a close bond to the donor and will offer loyalty and many benefits in return. Do not feed the YEG plumber otherwise they may become dependent on you to feed them and you may find them roaming around in your garbage if they become too domesticated. Also, try to avoid eye contact, any direct eye contact may startle them off.